• Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight

    • Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
    • 1 hour ago

  • thedailywhat:

    Kickass Cover of the Day: Japanese musical trio Meine Meinung arranged and performed a 10-part super-medley of songs from Koji Kondo’s Super Mario Bros. 3 soundtrack.

    Laura Shigihara, no slouch as a game music composer herself, calls it “the most fun Super Mario Bros. 3 medley I’ve ever seen.”

    [uniblog.]

    • 6 hours ago

  • alekschang:

    ASSVENGERS

    (Source: onac911)

    • 12 hours ago
  • [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

    infiniteken:

    A’capella cover, huh… we’ll see about th…  … HOLY MOTHER OF GOD.

    (via justcharli3)

    • 12 hours ago
  • blackstanlee: National Geographic takes you inside Kim Kardashian’s pussy HELLO-hello-hello——hello—-elloo——llo—-lo——o——

    blackstanlee:

    National Geographic takes you inside Kim Kardashian’s pussy

    HELLO-hello-hello——hello—-elloo——llo—-lo——o——

    (Source: pharmacopoeia, via justcharli3)

    • 13 hours ago

  • loki-cat:

    OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS PLACE

    THIS ISNT BROOKLYN

    I HAD A DATE OMG

    (via em-ily-grace)

    • 13 hours ago

  • martymikalski:

    SIRI

    WHERE

    IS

    MY

    SUPER

    SUIT

    (via clarethebamf)

    • 13 hours ago

  • i-like-pigeons:

    if you look up beautiful in the dictionary, there’s a picture of you 

    under the antonyms　

    (Source: ricksanscrotum, via clarethebamf)

    • 13 hours ago
  • 1612th: this covers every argument against gay marriage and completely destroys it this is a very good post

    1612th:

    this covers every argument against gay marriage and completely destroys it this is a very good post

    (via drerra)

    • 16 hours ago
    • 18 hours ago
    I refuse to have a depressing or mushy or emotional or any-other-kind-of-negative-emotion Tumblr. Only Awesome lives here. You want emotions? Go watch some Asian drama.