February 2012
breathethestarlight:
as-toldbyginger:
mcavoyhasladyhips:
one half of tumblr: “i just wanna cuddle under a blanket and eat soup and watch movies all day with you and maybe kiss your cheek and stare into your eyes and hold your hand and tell you i love you”
other half of tumblr: “unf i want to take all of your clothes off with my mouth then ram you against the wall and pin your arms up and...
drerra:
breathethestarlight:
starwake:
OH...
puddleofdrool asked: *Boop beep bop this is a confirmation voice recording to assure you got my reply*(sometimes chrome is ~sketchy~ with tumblrs inbox and i wanted to make sure it sent it so i didn't leave you hanging)
dryadalum:
party brock is in the house tonight
neraiutsuze:
nellasaur:
highb100d:
...
Will Smith created everything →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
The Cat Daddy:
The Shuffle:
The Single Ladies Dance:
The Stanky Leg:
The Cyclone:
The Dougie:
omg.
By far the greatest post to ever surface on Tumblr.
FOLLOW this blog, get free ham =D
most-awkward-moments:
sticks and stones
may break my bones but chains and whips excite me
most-awkward-moments:
what do you call a fake noodle
an impasta
Watchjcoolmckickass:
gatewaylesbian:
Oh my god
I used to be a pokemon master like you, then I took a solar beam etc.
THIS IS TRUE.
Me: Damn, this shower is cold.
Me: *turns the knob up a teeny amount*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: ... *turns it up a fraction of an inch more*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: *a millimeter more*
Shower: I AM KRAKATOA FEEL MY LAVA WRATH
Me: ASDFJLKAJECJALMEIOMWZ
1 tag
Replacements for 'Cool Story, Bro' →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Fascinating discourse, chum
Riveting fable, comrade
Intriguing anecdote, brethren
Perpetuating argument, colleague
Sweet saga, yo
Waste of time, jerk
Spellbinding reiteration there, my chummy
Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one
Interesting intellect, imbecile
Trepidating bore, fetus
Ballin’ gossip, dawg
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I said to my girlfriend, "I bet you can't piss me...
most-awkward-moments:
She replied, “Your cock’s bigger than your brother’s.”
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
