January 2012
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
When you get into a fight..
madeulaugh:
This is how you think you look:
But this is how you really look;
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December 2011
The Absolute Funniest Posts!: What JKR thought... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm…I’ll kill them. Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let’s kill him. Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry’s mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let’s kill him. Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him. Oh,…
drerra asked: Every time I see your posts on my dash I imagine you as a seal, sitting wherever seals live, reblogging stuff with your fins, or whatever! Because your avatar is a seal. ... Am I weird? :D
peachyasian asked: Stop it.
A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know...
I say the most flirty things when I'm just talking...
niptuck123:
totally-relatable:
But when it comes time for me to actually flirt I’m just like
Hahaha
when you suddenly get a cramp in your foot →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
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Reasons why I'm single.
i’m ugly
i’m awkward
people i like, or like me back, live 5434634 miles away
nobody gets my humour :(
I’m awkward
i screw up everything good in my life lol
i’m ugly
i’m awkward
I’m too awesome for a relationship
balls2-thewalls asked: I'll holla at you when I get to my algebra homework I'm completely lost again D:
Excuse me while
ingalacornicum:
and now I can finally listen to something else
and literal lyrics should be a thing except i don’t want to so someone else please
martianwho asked: So I was wondering - What's your favorite movie?
