• THIS IS TRUE.

    • Me: Damn, this shower is cold.
    • Me: *turns the knob up a teeny amount*
    • Shower:
    • Shower:
    • Shower:
    • Me: ... *turns it up a fraction of an inch more*
    • Shower:
    • Shower:
    • Shower:
    • Me: *a millimeter more*
    • Shower: I AM KRAKATOA FEEL MY LAVA WRATH
    • Me: ASDFJLKAJECJALMEIOMWZ
  • 3 months ago
    I refuse to have a depressing or mushy or emotional or any-other-kind-of-negative-emotion Tumblr. Only Awesome lives here. You want emotions? Go watch some Asian drama.